Never judge a book by its cover. That’s what they say.

Sometimes though, the cover/title can be so ridiculous that you’re left with no choice other than to jump to conclusions.

Take this book, for example:

It doesn’t take Einstein to figure out what kind of glorious, mouth-watering recipes are likely to be contained within. #gross

And this is just the tip of the iceberg…

Below, there are another 100 equally (if not more) ridiculously titled books that truly must be seen to be believed, Infact some of the titles were so, well..... inappropriate we decided not to say it and just let you read!

Oh, and guess what? Each and every one of them is available to buy on Amazon.

Images You Should Not M******ate To

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Toilet Paper Origami: Delight your Guests with Fancy Folds and Simple Surface Embellishments

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Knitting with Dog Hair: Better a Sweater from a Dog You Know and Love Than from a Sheep You'll Never Meet

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Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to be Confident, Obedient and Safe No Matter What You Encounter

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Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

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Birth Control Is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and Also Robbing God of Priesthood Children

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Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels

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Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90 % of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your B****ts

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Helping the R*****ed to Know God : A Guide for Christian Teachers of the Mentally Handicapped

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Still Stripping After 25 Years

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Eating People Is Wrong


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How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

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How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

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The Big Book Of L****an Horse Stories

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Everything I Know about Women I Learned from My Tractor

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Talks With Trees; A Plant Psychic's Interviews with Vegetables, Flowers and Trees

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Games You Can Play with Your Pussy ; and Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know

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Beat Your Way to the Top: M*******tion as a Technique for Business Success

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How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

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How Green Were the N**is?: Nature, Environment, and Nation in the Third Reich

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50 Ways to Use Feminine Hygiene Products in a Manly Manner

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People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About it

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A Practical Guide to R***sm

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How to Avoid Huge Ships

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A Passion for Donkeys

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How You Can Bowl Better Using Self-Hypnosis

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You're Sharp Enough to Be Your Own Surgeon: The Body Contouring Programm

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Cheese Problems Solved

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Wal-Mart Atlas

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Electricity In Gynaecology: The Practical Uses Of Electricity In Diseases Of Women

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Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself

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Knitted Historical Figures

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Microwave for One

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Does God Ever Speak through Cats?

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Old Tractors: And Men Who Love Them

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How to Start Your Own Country

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Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies

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Summer With the Leprechauns: A True Story

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The Pocket Book of B***rs

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The Manly Art of Knitting

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Jewish Chess Masters on Stamps

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If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs: A Guide to Understanding Men: A Woman's Guide to Understanding Men

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Street S**rd

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Reusing Old Graves

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How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrictanus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

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How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction

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Born-Again V***in: How To Transform Your Life From Promiscuity Back Into Purity

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How to Live with a Pregnant Wife

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The Bible Cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome: Ancient Truths, Natural Remedies and the Latest Findings for Your Health Today

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Collectable Spoons of the 3rd Reich

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C*****tion: The Advantages and the Disadvantages

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Exorcism: How to Clear at a Distance a Spirit Possessed Person

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How to S**t in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

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What To Do When the Russians Come: A Survivor's Guide

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Pooh Gets Stuck

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What Moles Tell You About Yourself

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An Alien Who’s Who

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More Great Pantyhose Crafts

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The Mis***nary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice

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Unlocking Your Bowels for Better Health

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The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure

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Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics

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Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

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The Beginner's Guide to S*x in the Afterlife: An Exploration of the Extraordinary Potential of S***al Energy

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B***h Are You Ret***ed?: Stop Being a Dumb*ss! Either He Loves You, He's in Love with You, or You're Just Something to Do for Right Now....

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Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence

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Anybody Can Be Cool-- But Awesome Takes Practice

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Cookin' With Coolio

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The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification

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The Best Dad Is a Good Lover

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If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?

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Jesus and the "G" Spot: Where Spirituality and Sensuality come together as God intended

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Forensic Examination of Rubber Stamps: A Practical Guide

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The P**is Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend

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Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

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Face Lifting By Exercise

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Hitler: Neither Vegetarian Nor Animal Lover

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Make Your Own S*x Toys

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Italian Without Words

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Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook

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25 Placenta Recipes - Easy and Delicious Recipes for Cooking with Placenta

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How to Succeed in Business without a P**is

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The P**chopath's Bible: For the Extreme Individual

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The Good Mommies' Guide To Raising (Almost) Perfect Daughters: 100 Tips On Raising Daughters Everyone Can't Help But Love!

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Blubber Island

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The Haunted Va**na

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The Mushroom in Christian Art: The Identity of Jesus in the Development of Christianity

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Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil

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How to Preserve Animal and Other Specimens in Clear Plastic

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Was Karl Marx A Sat**ist?

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Parent's Guide to Preventing Homos**uality

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Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoonboxes of Daghestan: Magic Medicine Symbols in Silk, Stone, Wood and Flesh

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Impeccable Birdfeeding: How to Discourage Scuffling, Hull-dropping, Seed-throwing, Unmentionable Nuisances and Vulgar Chatter at Your Birdfeeder

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Blood Electric

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English as She Is Spoke: Being a Comprehensive Phrasebook of the English Language, Written by Men to Whom English was Entirely Unknown

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Scouts in Bo**age: And Other Violations of Literary Propriety

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The Starchild Skull -- Genetic Enigma or Human-Alien Hybrid?

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Governing Lethal Behavior in Autonomous Robots

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Joy of Uncirc***ising: Restore Your Birthright and Maximize Se**al Pleasure

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Everything I Want to Do is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front

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That’s The Lot!

Have you read any ridiculous books recently?

If so, let us know in the comments section below and if it makes us laugh, we’ll add it to the list. You have our word.